Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?” “Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can...
Read full storyTrump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop
"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...
Read full storyFaint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby
Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...
Read full storyChampions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed
UEFA fat cats were astounded at the weekend when players from Premier League contenders for a place in their flagship competition, the Champions League, decided that they couldn't be arsed, and surrendered to their opponents during the Easter weekend...
Read full storyOld Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket
News is emerging from sources this morning of the incredible story of a man who, whilst not even looking for it, found an old bus ticket rolled-up in the pocket of a pair of his jeans. The man came across the ticket when he turned his pockets insi...
Read full storyMysterious Man With Hunchback Seen Exiting Notre Dame During Fire
BILLINGSGATE POST: In most mystery stories, the culprit is usually the butler. In large churches, such as cathedrals, they don’t have butlers. But they do have sextons employed to maintain the church. Quasimodo wasn’t part of that team. He, as yo...
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