Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk
A man who inadvertently stumbled upon a Kraftwerk song he had forgotten about from the 1980s, and thoroughly enjoyed it, has said he, himself, is going to form a band like the German electronic band, and is currently recruiting band members. Moys...
Read full storyHI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy
HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Corporation was supposed to be the "darling" of the high-tech world, but its recent failures have placed it in existential jeopardy. "I don't know what went wrong! We developed HI-R-ME4 in an effort to create a high-fun...
Read full storyBoston Man Boosts Intellectual Reputation by Incorporating "Former" and "Latter" Into Regular Conversation
Is Brent Woodson of Boston, Massachusetts, truly a cutting-edge intellectual, or does he just come across that way? If you ask Brent, he's likely to answer that it's the former - but he also won't deny the latter. "I generally make a lot of compar...
Read full storyMan Thought Birds' Tweeting Was Someone Fucking About
A man has revealed how he awoke every morning to the tweeting of birds which sounded so strange, inaccurate and random, he thought it was one of his neighbors fucking about. The sound, which is not unlike some gonk whistling, reproduces the same m...
Read full storyMan Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife
A pensioner from Leeds has revealed how he spent the weekend holed-up in his back garden shed, after an argument with his wife "over nowt at all". Arthur Batty, 68, fell foul of his wife, Edna, 65, after she asked him if he liked a new mauve cardi...
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