Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing
The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the followin...
Read full storyThe Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels
BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...
Read full storyBuffalo Bills Fans Put Their Poor Season Down To Various Factors
The Buffalo Bills, the team that came to dominate the AFC East during the 1990s, culminating in four straight Superbowl appearances - all of them defeats - have become a shadow of their former selves, and everyone has differing opinions on why that i...
Read full storyTrump At Thanksgiving: America Is Great Again!
President Donald Trump has spoken to the nation declaring in no uncertain terms, that America is great again! Trump, speaking after having gorged himself on a rather large and splendid turkey dinner at the White House, told viewers in a televised...
Read full storyGOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”
Jackson, Mississippi - GOP Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, facing a runoff election next week with Democratic challenger Mike Espy in Mississippi, walked back her recent comments that suppression of liberal voting was a "great idea", now saying t...
Read full storyInstances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise
Research showing a worrying rise in married 35-50 year old males has been published by members of a leading medical council. During the first 6 months of this year, there was a 20% increase in reports of men having had a stroke in bed, especially...
Read full storyThe Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash
Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...
Read full storyHail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne
The opening rounds of the world cup of golf were brought to a close early following a flurry of unseasonable hail. Golf-ball sized chunks of ice rained down on the greens, hindering the players in their game and seriously injuring one of those guy...
Read full storyJust who is Lempit Opik anyway?
Lempit Opik (1879-1930) was a manufacturer of biscuits from the German city of Ausberg in south-west Bavaria. Son of Lemartz Opik, the inventor of the cheese grater, and his African-born mother Pitah, Lempit takes his name as a compound of the first...
Read full storyStates of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'
International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...
Read full story"Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO
Investigators are still examining the strange death of a Dutch cabbage farmer, who died of 'Over-Farting'. It is believed the man had begun a health-kick diet high in anti-oxidants and sulforaphane, believed to prevent a key cause of cancer. Howev...
Read full storyTrump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.
The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...
Read full storyLike Quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump Takes A Knee But To Saudi Arabia
Like quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump took a knee before MBS of Saudi Arabia saying American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death wasn't ordered by the Crown Prince and ignored the findings of the CIA. Editor's note...
Read full storyScientists: Human ancestors and a guy named Dennis "mate with anything vaguely human"
In the past ten years, a successful attempt to sequence the genome of Neanderthals revealed that most modern humans carry 2-4% Neanderthal DNA, indicating our human ancestors bred with their ancient cousins. Further scientific research into a fin...
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