Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

Written by Clifford Rutley

Thursday, 22 November 2018

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What The Brexit!!

The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the following statement.

"I wanted to get my EU UPVC windows removed. I've paid for them many times already but I've been told I'll have to put up with them for another 3 years before I'm allowed to get them out. Meanwhile I've still got to pay an ongoing £100 a month for the privilege of still having them in and then a final 'divorce bill' of £10,000 when the new installers remove them. I shouldn't complain though, coz it's still a lot better than the bad deal May has arranged for Brexit."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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