Written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 11 June 2018

As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports.

Evidently, according to news accounts, Trump looked down at Kim and said: "Hi...you little Dork Wang!" Everyone in the room gasped as Kim smiled and replied: "And the same to you...Big Shit Bird!" Time stood still for a few short seconds...and then...the two threw themselves into the others arms! Several attendees in close proximity have told the Associated Press that they saw the two men shudder compulsively at the moment and Trump whispered to Kim: "I love you. Kim replied softly: "I wove you too!"

According to the AP, the two left to have some "alone time" in Trump's hotel room. "Trump had a copy of a magazine article from 2006 with his picture on the cover tucked under his arm" according to the report.As they left the area Trump paused at the press pool and gave a quick and conspiratorial wink towards Sean Hannity of Fox News!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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