Trump’s Wall Falling Down
In a few months, following Trump's removal from office, his border wall will also be removed. Drum roll! The committee for the Restoration of America is planning a four-day celebration to commemorate the takedown. While heads of state are eage...
Read full storyGermaine Greer's Forum on Men's Attitudes to Women and Sex
Hello, my name is Germaine Greer and some of you may remember me for being at the forefront of something or other called Women's Lib, beginning with my book Spare Rib. I have been called a feminist and a feminazi in my time, but that's water off a duck's back to me and despite my reputation, I can tell you that in my time I have had more than my quota of pork sausage. I am here today in the pre...
Read full storyBorn To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion
The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...
Read full storyBill Shine appointment to bring WH messaging more in line with Fox News
Concerned that White House policy and messaging weren't sufficiently in lock step with Fox News, President Trump has brought in former Fox News co-president Bill Shine to serve as Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff for Communication...
Read full storyTrump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans
President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference. The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk...
Read full storyCollege Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It
Cockland University. Roy Bunders, 20, took a dump so incredibly big last Thursday that he immediately felt the need to show it to his roommates. "I had just eaten at the cafeteria, and I felt the urgent need to go to the restroom," he said.
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