President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference.
The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk mustache.
The president's eyes scanned the room from side to side as he revealed his master plan, which he says came to him in a dream, an awesome dream, the best ever, believe me.
"You see, I have a dream, too. Mine is to send all those job stealing Native Americans back to where they came from as fast as possible."