President Trump To Put Solar Eclipse On Hold?
A partial solar eclipse that will take place in August is under threat tonight, after sources at the White House said that President Trump thinks such an event would be uncalled-for at the present time. The eclipse, which will take place on August...
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In what scriptural scholars agree is a sure fire sign of the end of times, the heads of three giant communications companies skyped each other in a secret illegal collusioney meeting, which was somehow leaked five minutes later, most likely through t...
Read full storyDirector Fired for Anti-Woman Comments
Blockbuster film director Larry Casanova has been accused of publishing anti-women tweets on his Twitter account. Casanova, who directed such films as the Disney Productions adventure, thriller blockbuster The Last Bean on Earth had tweeted out...
Read full storyBrennan admitted to Age Reversal Clinic with pink uniforms and teddy bears
Pioneered by Oscar J. Rankle some years ago, Age Reversal Therapy (ART) has developed a pivot switch in the human brain to reverse the aging process. Politics, biology, and cerebral engineering thus come together at this important time in America.
Read full storyViolent Poltergeist Activity Finally Causes Man To Quit Playing Video Game
Wisconsin. Brad Wesley, 38, was playing his favorite video game, Dragons, Warriors, Knights, Wizards, Dungeons, Princesses, Magic, Swords, Shields, and More Dragons, Part 2 when some extremely violent poltergeist activity began occurring in his hous...
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