Written by mikewadestr

Thursday, 26 July 2018

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Blockbuster film director Larry Casanova has been accused of publishing anti-women tweets on his Twitter account.

Casanova, who directed such films as the Disney Productions adventure, thriller blockbuster The Last Bean on Earth had tweeted out a tweet 15 years ago about his then-wife in which he claimed: “My current wife has buggers for brains”.

Social justice warriors on twitter immediately responded that Mr. Casanova had brain-shamed his then-wife, and asked for his dismissal as director of any future endeavors with Disney Productions.

“It doesn’t matter that Twitter wasn’t around 15 years ago”, stated National Organization of Wenches (NOW) leader Gloria Beach. “What matters is, Mr. Casanova made an anti-woman tweet which got caught up in the pre-Twitter cache, and he is now being exposed for it”.

“Mr. Casanova has started with brain-shaming. He will soon move onto body-shaming and then to domestic violence which will lead him into armed robbery and eventually cereal killing. Cereal killing is the worst as he will most likely take out the cereals that women love the most."

When asked for a comment Larry Casanova stated: “It was all a joke. I was on my I-phone one evening and just texted out to no-one that “my wife has buggers for brains”. I have no idea how it got into the pre-Twitter cache. If I’d have known this would have caused such a ruckus, I never would have done it. Now Disney Productions has removed me from directing any of their future movies. I have to figure out what I’m going to do for work”.

As of press time, new evidence shows the Larry Casanova texted: “My wife looks fat in her dress” 20 years ago into the pre-pre-Twitter universe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Twitter, Me Too




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