Hatch Hatches Plan

Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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Teresa May to Change her name

Funny story: Teresa May to Change her name

Following a series of arguments with naysayers, British Prime Minister Teresa May is set to change her name to Teresa Not On Your Nelly. Famously wishy-washy, and liable to go with the consensus, like Donald Trump, Teresa May has found herself in...

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Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...

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Man Shocked by number of repeats

Funny story: Man Shocked by number of repeats

Quentin Bedale Posh-Gob III has revealed, that like most of us, he is shocked by the number of repeats on Television. Quentin told us: 'There I was indoors, just polishing and cleaning my space-hopper, with oil all over the floor, when I suddenly...

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Space Hoppers to make a come-back

Funny story: Space Hoppers to make a come-back

Following the reformation of both Banarama, and The Spice Girls, another out-dated relic from the youth of many of our loyal readers is set to make a comeback, with the relaunch of the humble Space Hopper. The re-inforced balloon with two handles,...

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Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

Funny story: Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

President Donald Trump's twitter feed has, according to those in the know in the scientific community has gained sentience, able to have its own thoughts, feelings and moods, as a separate entity to Trump. 'This changes everything' said Dr Chutney...

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Man who read all of Fire and Fury still suffering from headaches

Funny story: Man who read all of Fire and Fury still suffering from headaches

Shane Whotsit, from Chutney on the Fritz who read all of Michael Wolff's despised political tome Fire and Fury - Inside Trump's White House for a bet. He still has headaches one month after finishing it. "Yes, I bet my cousin Nathan that I coul...

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Man who voted Brexit still disappointed

Funny story: Man who voted Brexit still disappointed

Nathan Whotsit, from Chutney on the Fritz has said that he only voted for Brexit, so it would mean that his wife of 15 years could not put them through the horror of Eurovision, ever again. 'Imagine my surprise' said the incredulous man 'when I re...

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Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

Funny story: Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

In the wake of Elon Musk's successful test-launch of his Falcon Heavy rocket system, US president Donald Trump is said to masterminding a campaign to send Hillary Clinton to Mars. Inspired by Musk loading up a mannequin at the wheel of one of this...

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Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Funny story: Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...

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