Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 February 2018

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And I will name thee Eurovision.....

Nathan Whotsit, from Chutney on the Fritz has said that he only voted for Brexit, so it would mean that his wife of 15 years could not put them through the horror of Eurovision, ever again.

'Imagine my surprise' said the incredulous man 'when I realised that not only had I ruined by own career, but the potentials of my children to do things, but we still have to sit through the monotony of Eurovision, only to come last, and people blame the politics of the time, rather than admitting that we put in an absolutely shite song'

Mrs Whotsit says 'I don't even like Eurovision myself, but I know that Nathan likes it even less than I do, so if I have to suffer a little bit, for him to suffer a lot more, then it is a price I am willing to pay. Passive aggression really keeps a stale marriage going, doesn't it?'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Brexit

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