M.O.D pay chicken farmers millions as jet pilots scramble their eggs!
The Ministry of Defence has been forced to "scramble" their fighter jet flights over chicken runs in the UK because distressed chickens have been running for their lives as helicopters, fighter jets, and other UFO's (for chickens everything flying is...Read full story
UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet
New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator. The reason given by the Dr. involves so...Read full story