Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked!
The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved his lollipop so much that he forgot to stop motorists flashing by because he was too busy licking his fingers after kiddies with sticky lollipops in their hands loved to give the lollipop man a "high five" whilst crossing the road.
School authorities observed the gentleman during duty and confirmed the fact that he was not concentrating on stopping motorists because he was too busy spoiling his sweet teeth, two of them; the rest are false!
"What a load of old sticky Humbugs," Parents protested to the school, but to no avail, the old codger has been removed of his duties and been replaced by a bitter old ex-headmistress who prefers waving a huge STOP sign instead of a giant lollipop!
The school kids were asked, "why did the ageing lollipop man stop crossing the road?" Guess what their answer was?
"He was just too sweet and kept licking his lollipop instead of doing what the chicken did, getting us to the other side!" Child logic is beyond comprehension!