Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 February 2018

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Well, that goes over my head,again

President Donald Trump's twitter feed has, according to those in the know in the scientific community has gained sentience, able to have its own thoughts, feelings and moods, as a separate entity to Trump.

'This changes everything' said Dr Chutney of The Fritz Institute of made-up bullshit, 'for years, we thought that Donald Trump's deepest, darkest thoughts were emerging through his twitter feed, but not it appears that maybe the Donald is all sweet and light, and his Twitter feed is a neo-nazi intent on causing trouble and posting all types of nasty things, thoughts and beliefs. If that is really the case, then we all owe the Donald a massive apology'.

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