Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 February 2018

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I ain't afraid of no Penguins

Shane Whotsit, from Chutney on the Fritz who read all of Michael Wolff's despised political tome Fire and Fury - Inside Trump's White House for a bet.

He still has headaches one month after finishing it.

"Yes, I bet my cousin Nathan that I could read it. He said I would last the first fifty pages, and then give up, like most normal, God-Fearing people, but I thought, no I must get to the end of it.

"The Donald, and his old mucker Steve seemed to be such good mates, the type you would love to go out for a pint with, so I felt that by the end of the book, I really knew them well.

"Obviously, having read it through to the end, I now live in complete fear for the world, but it is a very small price to pay. Nathan said if I won, I didn't have to go to his, and sit through yet another dreaded Eurovision song contest."

Shane commented that the headaches seem such a small price to pay in comparison.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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