Following a series of arguments with naysayers, British Prime Minister Teresa May is set to change her name to Teresa Not On Your Nelly.
Famously wishy-washy, and liable to go with the consensus, like Donald Trump, Teresa May has found herself in a position of not being as unlikable, or as untrustworthy as her competition. Far better candidates ran at the same time, but none of them got passed the finish line like Teresa May did.
Political whipping Boy David Davies said, 'Sorry, I didn't do my homework, as I was out with the bigger boys from school'.
Boris Johnson said: 'If people liked me more, I would have been Prime Minister' whilst House elf Michael Gove said 'So, how do you take your tea?'