Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 9 February 2018

image for Space Hoppers to make a come-back
And one day, my son, you will have a Space-Hopper of your own

Following the reformation of both Banarama, and The Spice Girls, another out-dated relic from the youth of many of our loyal readers is set to make a comeback, with the relaunch of the humble Space Hopper.

The re-inforced balloon with two handles, and an iconic face is said to be the vehicle of choice for any hipster, with a heavily groomed beard, and an appaling taste in folk music made by millionaires with a trust-fund.

Quentin Bedale Posh-gob III told us, through his beard of iconic breakfast cereal: 'My Spacehopper, always has been, and always will be my vehicle of choice. It is cheap to run, economical and environmentally friendly. Of course, it is not safe, doesn't really work in traffic, and all of the squares think I am a bit of a nob for riding it everywhere, but hey, what do they know about it?'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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