The Winner Is: So You Think You Got an American Idol Voice?
ATLANTA, GA - TNT will launch their new original reality talent show this fall, "So You Think You Got an American Idol Voice?" Anita Jahb, TNN spokesperson, added: "We are excited to bring the average American this completely original show. It wil...
Read full storyThe New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"
"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
Read full storySales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket
Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
Read full storyObama Sisters Not Playing
Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other. This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...
Read full storyNight of the long very long winds of change
According to expert insiders who absolutely insist "no names please," Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have once again met at Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong. This meeting was arranged following the urgent advice of an international committee of leaders,...
Read full storyThe Happy Camp Talent Show Interview Part One
Back and to the Left news has often tried to bring you the interviews that matter. Ok we weren't able to get you a interview with Kate while she was giving birth but you can't say we didn't try. The fall from the window ledge landed one of our reporters in hospital. However we have decided to give some dedicated coverage to a fantastic local event as Uncle Happy And Aunty Laugh's Summer Time Fun C...
Read full storyThe legendary life of Wyatt Earp
Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
Read full storyVehicle accessories
For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
Read full storySpain and Gibraltar in fashion dispute
Tensions between London and Madrid over Gibraltar are escalating after Spain introduced compulsory checks on the clothing of all residents in Gibraltar. Some Spanish border control officers reckoned that "Gibraltarians will be easier to recognize...
Read full storyDouble Standards
Miracle Village is a sugar cane country, south Florida. It lies deep in a sea of green, bordering home to over 100 registered sex offenders who were found guilty, and have usually served a prison sentence, for a sex crime. Three percent of these people once were in positions of power: pastor, teacher, sports coach. A number of these sex offenders were convicted because they had sex with underage g...
Read full storyMaria Sharapova Warned By The U.S. Tennis Board To Tone Down Her Loud Grunting
CHICAGO - Acting on numerous complaints from tennis fans as well as fellow tennis players, the U.S. Tennis Board has issued a warning to tennis pro Maria Sharapova. The USTB has ruled that Miss Sharapova must tone down her extremely loud grunting...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...
Read full storyEdward Snowden Verifies That He Is Dating Vladimir Putin's Niece
NEW YORK CITY - American NSA whistleblower and now resident of Russia, Edward Snowden stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is thrilled with having been granted asylum in Russia. He also added that he loves his new job as dire...
Read full storyThe Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly
LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone stated that Bruce Willis was greedy and lazy and he told him that he would never again have him appear in any of his movies. Hollywood Innuendo reports that Willis fired back by saying that if Sylvester doesn't sto...
Read full storyNASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Hot Commercial
LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product. A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach base...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Is Thinking About Writing A Song That Isn't About An Ex-Boyfriend
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was in town visiting a relative when she was approached by a writer for Music Moments Magazine. The writer Calcutta Cotton asked Taylor if she had gotten over her praying mantis bite that she had received whil...
Read full storyU.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada
NOGALES, Arizona - The United States Border Patrol has just discovered what they are calling the longest and most elaborate tunnel in the history of U.S. - Mexico tunnels. Border Patrol spokesperson Grady G. Strongmarble, 43, informed the news med...
Read full storyPresident Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...
Read full storyTiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"
Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...
Read full storyLoud Typing, Barking Dogs Mar Initial Al-Qaeda Conference Call
A recent Al-Qaeda conference call involving 20 high level participants was reportedly "a complete waste of our time" due to loud typing, crying babies, barking dogs, and slamming doors. Nobody on the call apparently could figure out how to use the m...
Read full storyMLB Bans Sunflower Seeds: Create Competitive Advantage By Lowering Cholesterol
"This game has no place for chewers, spitters, and cheaters..." With those words, Major League Baseball Commissioner, Bud Selig lowered the gavel on sunflower seeds in big league dugouts. MLB and the Players Association came to the agreement late...
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