Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

Funny story: Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

New York - UN substance abuse inspectors have identified a whiff of something toxic coming out of a charity supplying recreational helium to the Syrian Arab Republic. The not-for-prophet Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Company is being investigated for w...

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Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...

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Obama: Causing A Few Explosions In The Midst Thousands of Other Explosions Will Send A Clear Message

President Obama announced today that in order to maintain credibility in the Middle East the U.S. will cause a few explosions in the war-torn country of Syria. These carefully planned and executed explosions, which may number in the tens if not d...

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"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

Funny story: "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...

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A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...

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Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like Canadian singer Justin Bieber's automotive luck has finally run out. The 19-year-old singer was stopped in Calabasas at 4:31 a.m. for failure to properly stop at a stop sign. The officer who pulled him over stat...

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Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

Funny story: Major League Baseball Mascot Reprimanded For Failing Performance Enhancing Drug Test

NEW YORK CITY - The Performance Enhancing Drug Scandal is really getting out of hand and it has now reached a new level or rather depth. Major League Baseball has just announced that one of the team mascots has tested positive for performance enha...

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An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

Funny story: An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

QUEENS, New York - Little 8-year-old Howie Buttonbitty has always said that he is very lucky at finding things. When he was just 5-years-old he found an old Civil War cavalry sword that had belonged to Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. An...

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Liam Hemsworth Shocked At Ex-Fianceé's Miley Cyrus' MTV Music Video Awards Vulgar Performance

Funny story: Liam Hemsworth Shocked At Ex-Fianceé's Miley Cyrus' MTV Music Video Awards Vulgar Performance

LOS ANGELES - Liam Hemsworth who ended his engagement to Miley Cyrus several months ago said he could not believe his eyes as he watched the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show which were held in the Barclay Center in Brooklyn. Hemsworth said that wh...

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Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

A stolen LAPD marked vehicle was recovered from an address in Laguna Hills today, LAPD officers say. Officers Pete Malloy and James Reed were on routine patrol in Laguna Hills when they spotted the marked vehicle with two boys dressed as LAPD offi...

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George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Lock Lips At Lake Como

Funny story: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Lock Lips At Lake Como

NEW YORK CITY - The word filtering out of Italy is that George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have become quite close on their movie promotion trip to Italy. Clooney and Bullock traveled to Venice to promote their latest movie Gravity. But as local...

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President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

Funny story: President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has vowed to meet the anti-gun control groups somewhere in the middle of the very heated gun control debate. The president has said that he has consulted half a dozen of his most trusted advisers and he believes...

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Lamar Odom Is Going Downhill At A High Rate of Speed

Funny story: Lamar Odom Is Going Downhill At A High Rate of Speed

HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom has had more than his share of ups and downs. In fact his father-in-law Bruce Jenner is beginning to call him the Elevator Man. Odom, who is married to Khloe Kardashian, has admitted to carousing around with at least half a...

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Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday, LAPD, returned to duty today along with his partner Bill Gannon and a friend from the Queensland Police Service to help crack down on mall rats. Over 100 mall rats were arrested in the week-long crackdown with several of them reman...

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John Boehner Signs John McCain into Sundog Alzheimer's Center

Funny story: John Boehner Signs John McCain into Sundog Alzheimer's Center

APALACHICOLA, Fla. - House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) today signed into a long-term Alzheimer's center long-established Arizona Senator John McCain. When asked why he did it, the terse and taciturn Boehner quipped, "It was a Republican thing to do.

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