LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product.
A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach based company had been after Danica to appear in one of their commercials since last year.
Apparently Danica's husband at that time did not want his wife to appear in a skimpy bikini showing off 95 percent of her body.
But now that Ms. Patrick has divorced Dr. Paul Hospenthal, she has decided to go ahead and do the commercial which will be shot down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Danica said that in the one minute commercial she will be shown wearing a very skimpy red, white, and blue bikini with the Skintillating Suntan Lotion logo placed strategically on the crotch region
The NASCAR racer was asked what her current boyfriend fellow racer Ricky Stenhouse Jr., thought about his girlfriend being seen in such an erotically sexy commercial.
She grinned and said that Rick the Stick, as she calls him, has no say in the matter and that she is a grown woman and she makes her own decisions except of course when she was married to her ex-husband and that was what led to the divorce
SIDENOTE: Danica stated that she is slated to appear on an upcoming edition of The Viagra View where she will talk about her erogenous zones with Larry King and Regis Philbin.