Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 August 2013

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Angelina has made an amazing decision regarding her movie career.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold.

Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulled the rug from under her feet

Angelina said that luckily she was able to hold on to a sofa chair otherwise she would have fallen on the floor.

The mother of six recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and she expressed to him that she is so disappointed at the way things are going between her and Brad.

Jolie, who turned 38 in June, made an astounding comment to de Gallo that she will probably be giving up acting and moving back to their mansion in France.

When asked if she still has any contact with her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina's brown eyes lit up, she smiled, and said that she would not say.

De Gallo grinned and told her that her eyes had just given her away.

SUGGESTED READING. The book by Angelina Jolie titled, Okay, So I Stole Brad Pitt Away From Jennifer Aniston - Does That Really Make Me A Bad Person?

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