The Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 August 2013

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Sylvester Stallone shown surpressing a yawn. (Photo courtesy of Chelsea Handler).

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone stated that Bruce Willis was greedy and lazy and he told him that he would never again have him appear in any of his movies.

Hollywood Innuendo reports that Willis fired back by saying that if Sylvester doesn't stop with all of his face lifts, botox, nips, snips, and tucks, he is going to start looking like Burt Reynolds, Kenny Rogers, Wayne Newton, and the space alien herself Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Stallone told Bruce that anytime he wants he will challenge him to do pushups, situps, and spitting for distance.

Bruce fired back by saying that he will pay for him to take diction lessons, English lessons, and a course on the art of not over doing it with dozens of sequels ala Rocky and Rambo.

Meanwhile Demi Moore chimed in and defended her ex-husband Bruce Willis by saying that Stallone is a big mouth who is 3 percent muscle, 13 percent ego, and 84 percent baloney.

Stallone said that he can see why Demi's boy toy Ashton Kutcher dumped her butt since it looks like the moon with all kinds of craters and stuff.

Hollywood Innuendo will keep you posted on the ongoing feud between Sylvester Stallone Hatfield and Bruce Willis McCoy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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