Republicans, Angry over Obamacare, Demand That Jesus Rescind His Miracles
Republicans, livid over Obamacare, have insisted that Jesus rescind the many miracles he performed on the poor and sick in the New Testament. Explained former senator Jim DeMint, a vocal opponent of Obamacare and president of the conservative Her...
Read full storyRahm Emanuel tickles bundlers' cabal with Vice President 2016 bid
Chicago - A local Illinois hybrid of the Bilderberg Grope is courting Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel for his Vice Presidential aspirations as the Dems' official White House 2016 running partner. A rumored $100 million war chest is sitting pretty ready...
Read full storyGreg Norman is a Man on a Mission
Florida- Thanks to their athleticism and technologically advanced equipment, professional golfers are hitting the ball farther than ever before, launching shots over water hazards and bunkers with almost no effort. Many of the great old golf courses...
Read full storyBloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp
New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...
Read full storyWeb Search Giant Seeks Sex Experts For New Help Service
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Internet search giant Giggle has begun accepting requests to participate in a forthcoming service called Giggle SexHelp, through which frustrated housewives and horny men can offer advice to other frustrated housewives and horny m...
Read full storyBrit cops swooped to stop whistleblower Snowden publishing results of US Senators' covert drug testing
Washington AC/DC - Brits' confiscation of phones and laptops belonging to David Miranda may have been ordered by paranoid US Senate Internal Affairs officials to thwart publication of highly controversial drug testing of the country's top lawnrakers...
Read full storyFlorida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA - The attorney general of Florida has just sent a certified letter to rap singer Flo Rida. The letter makes it abundantly clear that the state of Florida is insisting that Tramar Dillard, who goes by the rap name Flo Rida, imm...
Read full storyMaksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton
BURBANK - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the Bad Boy of The Ballroom on the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars, is walking on Cloud 9 as he is dating the erotically sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton. The 33-year-old dancin...
Read full storyTim Tebow's Kind Gesture Amazes All Of His Fellow New England Patriot Teammates
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Newly acquired Patriots player Tim Tebow knows how to win over his fellow players, coaches, and even fans. The man who is number 5 in the Patriots program has now become number 1 in the hearts of many at PatsLand. Te...
Read full storyDemi Lovato and Adam Lambert To Join The Cast of Glee
LOS ANGELES - The word is now official - Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert have both agreed to join the very popular dramedy show Glee. Demi and Adam both spoke to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole and expressed their thoughts. Lovato, who w...
Read full storyLos Angeles Declares War On Graffiti
LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.
Read full storyKobe Bryant Says That He Is Going To Be More Of A Lakers' On-Court Coach
NEW YORK CITY - Kobe Bryant recently appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. The Los Angeles Laker star told them that last season he took on the role of a player-coach and it seemed to work out pretty good. He said that...
Read full storyPresident Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is having to intervene into a situation that has just arisen with the Republic of China. National Focus Magazine reports that a tribe of South Dakota Sioux who run the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino located...
Read full storyKaty Perry and Rob Pattinson Spotted At A Concert In Cucamonga
CUCAMONGA - The Santa Ana Winds Arena was the scene of a recent concert featuring the all-girl country music band The Hoosegow Honeys. And sitting in the third row were Katy Perry, 28, and Rob Pattinson, 27. Many of the concert goers were shocked...
Read full storyThe We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State
WALLA WALLA, Washington - Ever since the two states of Colorado and Washington legalized the use of marijuana the tourism numbers have skyrocketed beyond belief. Many of the younger residents of the states are as excited as Chelsea Handler at an N...
Read full storyThe WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet
NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop. He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember. Young, whose real n...
Read full storyThe Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Reached New Lows
HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has been out of the limelight too long and she is itching to get her name back on the entertainment publication pages. Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti is reporting that the New York singer has lashed out at her one time...
Read full storyBarbara Walters: Elisabeth Hasselbeck No Longer Exists As Far As I'm Concerned
LOS ANGELES - No one was surprised to see The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck leave the show after 10 years. Hasselbeck made it seem like she was leaving on her own volition but inside sources say otherwise. The shows producer and head host Barbara Wa...
Read full storyAnti Bully Bullying Law Passed in Texas
SAN ANTONIO, TX - A former San Antonio teacher accused of directing kindergartners to hit a classmate for being a bully has resulted in new legislation, outlawing bullying of bullies. Lawmakers cited the incident of a 47-year-old former teacher wh...
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