Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson Spotted At A Concert In Cucamonga

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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Katy is best noted for four things; her eyes and her breasts. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

CUCAMONGA - The Santa Ana Winds Arena was the scene of a recent concert featuring the all-girl country music band The Hoosegow Honeys.

And sitting in the third row were Katy Perry, 28, and Rob Pattinson, 27. Many of the concert goers were shocked since Katy has reportedly gotten back together with John "The Player" Mayer.

The two looked real cozy and at one point Katy actually got up from her seat and sat on Rob's lap.

Katy and Rob were visibly embarrassed when Hoosegow Honey's lead singer Tammy Goldstone acknowledged to the crowd that Perry and Pattinson were in the audience.

The spotlight hit them both and Katy waved to the crowd. Rob just looked down at his concert program.

Afterwards the couple was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if they were dating.

Katy blushed and said that her and Rob are just good friends who have been there for each other when the other has gone through bad relationships.

Rob, who is known as a man of few words, simply raised his eyebrows, turned towards Katy, and quietly replied, "What she said."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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