Web Search Giant Seeks Sex Experts For New Help Service

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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Internet search giant Giggle has begun accepting requests to participate in a forthcoming service called Giggle SexHelp, through which frustrated housewives and horny men can offer advice to other frustrated housewives and horny men for free or a fee via online video.

Company spokesman, Jack Mehoff, added "As Giggle expands into all areas of everyone's lives, we need to reach out to those who are not realizing the full potential of their on-line experience. Many of our customers are already sitting at their computers in their underwear and Giggle's SexHelp will assist those to improve their quality-of-life."

Giggle will charge 50% of all paid transactions. For more information, contact:

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