The We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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The owner of The We Got Pot Bar & Grill says marijuana accounts for about 85% of their sales.

WALLA WALLA, Washington - Ever since the two states of Colorado and Washington legalized the use of marijuana the tourism numbers have skyrocketed beyond belief.

Many of the younger residents of the states are as excited as Chelsea Handler at an NFL Player's union meeting after party.

One of the happiest males in the state of Washington is Cameron Wigginwater, 42, owner of The We Got Pot Bar & Grill.

The Potster as his friends call him told Cutter Shiloh with American Spotlight Magazine that now that his establishment permits the partaking of marijuana his business has increased by 600 percent.

He noted that his bar & grill has a fantastic food menu along with the best pot menu in the entire state.

Wigginwater said that customers can get a Walla Walla Double Meat Burger and Fries along with a couple of ounces of imported Durango Bango marijuana for a very reasonable price.

The We Got Pot is brimming with pinball machines, pipes, bongs, and pizza.

The happy owner remarks that with the new pot law he is selling the hell out of the pizzas.

The second floor of his establishment is the Pot Palace where patrons pay a yearly membership fee of $7 dollars.

Wigginwater proudly boasts that so far a total of 9,307 individuals have signed up for the Pot Palace membership.

SIDENOTE: The We Got Pot Bar & Grill has just been voted the best bar & grill in the entire state of Washington. Cameron Wigginwater said the bar & grill is doing so good he is already planning on opening up two more.

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