Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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Elisabeth's salary at FOX News will be a lot less than what The View was paying her.

LOS ANGELES - No one was surprised to see The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck leave the show after 10 years.

Hasselbeck made it seem like she was leaving on her own volition but inside sources say otherwise. The shows producer and head host Barbara Walters was getting ready to show Mrs. H. the door.

Fellow View member Whoopi Goldberg said that she had to buy some very expensive ear plugs because she got tired of Walters' screaming at Hasselbeck in Blondie's dressing room on a daily basis.

Walter's not only did not like Lizzy's political affiliation (Republican) she also did not like her hairstyle, her eye shadow, and even the brand of deodorant that she used.

The 83-year-old had told Joy Behar that the GOPette's days on The View were numbered.

Hasselbeck saw the writing on the wall and she began making calls trying to land a new job.

An inside source told Tittle Tattle Tonight that her first call was to the producers of Wheel of Fortune. Elizabeth actually offered to take Vanna White's letter turning job for 90 percent of what White is earning.

She was turned down. Next she talked to Kelly Ripa about changing Live With Kelly & Michael to Live With Kelly, Michael, & Elizabeth.

Kelly rejected the suggestion telling her that maybe she could get a job with FOX News.

And low and behold that is exactly where the little squeaky voiced Miss Goody-Goody Two Shoes ended up.

IN LATE BREAKING NEWS. Reports out of Buckingham Palace are that Queen Elizabeth has instructed Kate Middleton not to get pregnant for at least three years. The Duchess of Cambridge is reported to have replied that Beth (QE) needs to worry about the missing Buck House silverware and butt out of her and her Prince hubby's personal life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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