The WWE's First Gay Wrestler Comes Out of The Closet

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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Darren says that he has become good friends with Canadian wrestler 'Sadistic Sandy.'

NEW YORK CITY - Darren Young spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he informed him that he wanted to give him a scoop.

He then confessed to him that he is gay and has been for as long as he can remember.

Young, whose real name is Fred Rosser, told a shocked Appomattox that he remembers when he was 8, pretending in his mind that he was the infamous female wrestler Buxon Beulah.

As he got older he took a pair of his mother's pink shorts and pretended that he was The Pink Princess of Pomona who is alleged to have had a secret affair with Hulk Hogan.

Young said that once he became a professional wrestler he began to feel like he was a kid in a candy store.

He laughs as he tells Appomattox that he could not believe that he was getting paid and paid damn good to grab, hold, and rub up against all of these manly wrestlers.

Young said that everything was working out fine until one night up in Green Bay, Wisconsin when in the middle of a match he accidentally called Boris The Bully by the endearing name Sweety.

He said that Boris looked at him like a cow looking at a fence gate (confused) and he asked him if he rode sidesaddle.

Darren replied that he did not own a horse and left it at that.

SIDENOTE: Now that Young has come out of the closet, several wrestlers have stated that they should've known something was fishy when Darren grabbed each one in his patented groin grip.

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