The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Reached New Lows

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

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Lady Gaga said that Perez Hilton uses more makeup than the average New York City hooker.

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has been out of the limelight too long and she is itching to get her name back on the entertainment publication pages.

Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti is reporting that the New York singer has lashed out at her one time close friend Perez Hilton, who is considered the Blogger To The Stars.

Lady Gaga says that she simply responded to a comment that Hilton had made regarding one of her outfits.

He said that her outfit looked like someone had thrown a firecracker in a bowl of salad.

Lady Gaga shot back by saying that Perez needs to take voice lessons so that he can sound like a man instead of sounding like one of the Olsen twins.

She went on to add that the only person who uses more makeup than him is that circus clown Nicki Minaj.

Perez remarked that Lady Gaga really needs to see about going in for an Adam's Apple reduction.

He giggled as he said that if she did not shave she could grow a beard that would make the Ducks Dynasty dudes jealous.

SIDENOTE: Celebrity Globe will stay with the Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton story and bring you any further feud developments as they develop.

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