The US women's open final this year was full of thrills and spills and they had nothing to do with the tennis after Sam Stosur (a real woman by the way despite her butch name) trounced Serena Williams 6-2, 6-3. But as usual Serena stole the show and she wasn't even wearing her see-through knickers, what a shame.
No, Serena constantly F'd and blinded at the umpire, protested about nearly everything, insulted her and even bent over in front of the umpire's stand and flashed her well proportioned butt at her; what a glorious sight.
The umpire wasn't having anything to do with her angry tirades and deducted a crucial point, gave her warnings and now even she could even be fined $58000 dollars for the pleasure; in other words monkey-nuts (no analogy here with Serena's grand boobs) for multi-millionaire Serena.
The best bit of the show was when Serena flashed her huge buttocks at the umpire; several male spectators had to be resuscitated after the shock and Serena said after the match: "I wish I'da worn those damn see-through knickers, Bitch"
The mens final between Nadal and Djokovic will be a more gentle affair because they never tend to get their knickers in a twist!
