Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Written by Barwood

Sunday, 11 September 2011

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Motorway take away

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but not quick enough and ploughed into a lorry carrying potatoes and peas from Lincoln creating a huge explosion.

Emergency services were soon on the scene as 20 tonnes of cooking oil mixing with 10 tonnes of potatoes and peas and 6 tonne of fish created one hell of a catastrophe. The mixture of cooking oil, potatoes and fish produced an aroma that wafted on to the nearby A610.

A police spokesman for Nottinghamshire Police said this was carnage on a grand scale but the bright side of the incident was we were able to sell fish, chips and peas for £1 a portion from a caravan on the A610. He went on to say thank god all the drivers escaped without injury.

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