David Walliams, better known as the gay assistant to a gay British Prime Minister, amongst other gay roles, has really been swallowing some "crap".
Outside of his day job, David does some marvellous charity work, riding bikes from John o Groats to Lands End, swimming the channel, but now he's really bit off more than he can chew, literally.
He's attempting to swim up the river Thames, but nearly had to give in after swallowing so much "crap" that flows constantly into the river. He got a very dodgy bug in his stomach and was laid out flat.
But David is a brave lad and in his many gay roles in Little Britain he had to swallow loads of "crap" too, so he is pretty used to it. After filling his belly with some good old British fish and chips he felt better.
The Gay Times interviewed him and here is his opinion about British Waterways: "It's just like in Little Britain where I had to play many gay roles and swum in the crap all the time, the only difference is in the Thames I literally swallowed it and in Little Britain, it was just for fun and not charity!"
David is straight by the way, but he's brilliant in both of his roles, Charitable guy and "Gay Backstroker"!
