Kermit the Frog Goes on O'Reilly to defend new Muppet movie
New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie. Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare. "You F@$king id...
Read full storyEuro Deal Could be Sunk by Conflicting Titanic Metaphors
Reuters reported increasing jitters on financial markets this week as euro leaders failed to reach agreement on which Titanic metaphor accurately summarised the UK's position. Having walked away from signing a deal agreed by all 26 other EU states, t...
Read full storyJohn Boehner Kills 'Share Christmas With Your Senator'
Washington DC - A program that would have allowed United States Senators to join in the Christmas celebrations of their constituents has been voted down by the House of Representatives. "We're giving a big 'bah humbug' to that idea," said House Sp...
Read full storyOne of New York Yankees Derek Jeter's One Night Stands Talks About The Super Stars "Parting Gifts"
NEW YORK CITY - One thing for sure New York Yankees superstar and multi-millionaire Derek Jeter, 37, will never ever go broke. One of the pin stripe heroes overnight girlfriends identified as Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, 26, informed Carolina Chi...
Read full storyRicky Gervais is told off by Jesus!
Infamous comic, Ricky Gervais, has sworn to God that Jesus, his son, has spoken to him direct via the internet! Jesus has actually told Ricky off for claiming that he starved children whilst walking the planet because God only allows thin kids up the...
Read full storyJon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan
READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...
Read full story2011 Top Baby Names
Dakota and Joshua are about to be new parents, but the question of what to name their new baby is still on their minds. They want a name that gives the baby a strong identity without threatening other babies. While sipping a latte at a local beanery, they expressed their concerns. "It's so important. Maybe we should wait until the baby can decide on it's own." suggested Dakota. "This...
Read full storyDenver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow Is Recommended By 9 Out of 10 Ministers
DENVER - Lately it seems that we are seeing more and more NFL games where certain players seem to think that they can simply violate established rules and regulations and get away with it. NFL fans have seen the likes of dirty players such as Ndam...
Read full storyTop 10 searches on Google 2011
Google have released their top 10 searches for this year. Go on try them. Top 4 'Do we' searches and results: 1. Do we have free will? (No - most will writing services charge a tidy sum) 2. Do werewolves exist? (Yes - Richard Keys ex Sky TV presenter is one) 3. Do we have a soul? (Yes - provided you are black) 4. Do weight loss pills work? (No - look around you for God's sake) Top 4 '...
Read full story£30bn European Barmy Army plans smashed
London - A £30bn smash and grab raid on UK coffers to aid and abet EU nutz raise a European army lies shattered today. Thinly veiled 'transaction taxes' on the City of London had been targetted in a series of poorly camouflaged plans about bailing...
Read full storyOne Thousand Not Out
Today a Spoofer reached the coveted one thousand Spoof News articles. A Holy Grail among Spoofers, this has taken just over three years to attain. "I'm very proud," said IainB. "My very first story was about Farsley Celtic FC appointing a manager...
Read full storyBoris Johnson is Jimmy Savile's love child
London - Another bottle blonde has proved to be a DNA match for Jimmy Savile's love child. Peroxide bombshell and London Mayor Boris Johnson joins newly discovered 'sister' Georgina Ray, 40, as the deceased entertainer's secret spawn. The newly...
Read full storyCameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families
Ministers say problem families are costing the state billions of pounds. David Cameron has announced a £448 trillion plan to identify and get help to the most troubled families in England. A network of "troubleshooters" will be given responsibilit...
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