2011 Top Baby Names

Written by Jeff Brone

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Dakota and Joshua are about to be new parents, but the question of what to name their new baby is still on their minds. They want a name that gives the baby a strong identity without threatening other babies. While sipping a latte at a local beanery, they expressed their concerns.

"It's so important. Maybe we should wait until the baby can decide on it's own." suggested Dakota.

"This may be the hardest thing we ever do as parents." offered Joshua.

With this kind of issue in mind, The Spoof is glad to help. Here's 2011's top names for Girls:

1. Chinaplate
2. Bathsheba
3. Kourtlynne
4. Kourt-lynne
5. T'niah'anah
6. Oregon
7. Caitmerle
8. Uganda-Sue
9. Facebook
10. Dianneanne

For Boys:

1. Jakeland
2. Davenport
3. Ezekiel
4. Inception
5. Dexadrine
6. Zorro
7. Flagstaff, Arizona
8. 507
9. Xxlt (pronounced "ZAZ-ELT")
10. Paul-Michael Paul

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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