Rosie Infuriates The 'Mogul'

Funny story written by TAR

Thursday, 15 December 2011

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"He Called Me A Porker"

An un-named billionaire 'mogul' and real estate developer from the Manhattan area got into a heated Twitter tiff with the talk show host Rosie O'Donahue Wednesday, taking pot shots at her 'stinking' TV show ratings and engagement to partner Michelle Roundabout.

"I feel sorry for Rosie's new partner whose parents are totally devastated at the thought of their beautiful daughter being with a snouty porker - a true loser," he tweeted.

Roundabouts' parents previously told ET reporters they did not know their daughter was a 'carpet muncher' or in Rosie's case a 'rug grazer' and had hoped she would settle down with a nice hometown boy before her relationship with the washed up hopeless comedienne went totally public.

The 'moguls' tweet came five days after O'Donahue compared the 'Reality Apprentice' host to Lord Moldamart on Joy Behard's show.

"How many billionaires sell ties, mattresses, stale wives and have crappy non-reality shows - none - go back to selling snake oil," retorted Rosie.

"You  will never make it, you piece of fatback, you are not funny or talented," he tweeted to the sow of four (adding expletives that we cannot print here)."

O'Donahue then took shots at 'mogul's' infamous hair, "Looks like a pack of hyenas are laying that rug on your head', quipped Rosie. 

"Save your precious time @rotting rosie and focus on your horrible ratings you sour pork belly and don't mention my name on talk shows anymore or you will get more of the same," he said.

While the Twitter war seemed endless and as harsh as steel wool bathroom tissue the two will battle it out out in cyber space.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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