Paedo Vanessa George Keeping Schtum

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Sunday, 4 October 2009


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Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure.

This reporter has tirelessly petitioned Devon and Cornwall police to force the truth out of this despicable excuse for a human being, but a police spokesman stated that there were limitations as to what they could do.

At various points, we suggested poking her through her cell bars with sharp sticks, blasting out Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Wine' at maximum volume 24/7, waterboarding, Chinese water torture, tasering, shooting her with grains of rice through a blowpipe, setting her feet on fire, cutting her hair off, pissing over her, and setting a pit bull terrier on her.

At the time of writing we are waiting for a response from the police.

More as we get it.

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