Zombieland - This Place Is So Dead - Spoof Writers Throw Toys From Pram In Tantrum

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 4 October 2009

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This Place Is Not Dead - It's Merely Resting. I'll Nail Your Fucking Feet To The Perch If You're Not Careful.

That irascible bunch, known generally as Spoof writers, have once again thrown a collective temper tantrum, driving the site administrator into a state of apoplexy, over something and nothing.

Collective ire was aroused when an ad for a soon to be released movie was posted on the forum pages home page.

The upcoming movie release is titled: 'Zombieland' which most Spoof contributors eagerly look forward to viewing, or even buying when it's released straight to DVD.

The problem arose over the ad's tagline, which stated:

'This Place Is So Dead.'

Spoof writer and all round grumpy bastard Skoob1999 took exception to the tagline and squealed like a bitch, saying:

"This is the forum! It's not dead! It's buzzing man! That's misrepresentation that is. I was a union rep and I'm not putting up with this crap. The Spoof forum is much more alive than any other forum on the internet. Apart from the ones which are livelier. Which of course goes without saying. Unless of course, you say it, which I just did. Or something."

However, our research reveals that Skoob1999 has not filed a formal complaint to the Administrative Editor and can therefore be assumed to be talking absolute bollocks.

As usual.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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