Sir Alex throws darts at poster of ex-Utd hero Steve Bruce and blames him for "wasting his time"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 4 October 2009

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Bruce's Sunderland kicked the crap out of Utd and raging Sir Alex threw 7 "Balls-Eyes" at his poster!

Sir Alex has posters of his ex-players, now successful managers, pinned on the dressing room walls and yesterday he was caught throwing darts at Steve Bruce's bent nosed visage.

Phil Taylor, world darts king and avid Utd fan has been giving Fergy dart lessons so he can hit his ex-players between their "Balls-Eyes"

Livid after yesterday's disgraceful performance against Sunderland, Fergy threw 6 double twenties, 7 "Balls Eyes" and 10 triple nineteens, exactly the amount of time he blamed "Brucie" for wasting his f*****g time LADDIE

Rooney and Co were ducking, diving and scrambling for cover as Fergy picked up his special pack of darts with the Scottish flag printed on the flights.

He was so f*****g angry that Roon and Co thought he was aiming for them, but it was the half time/full time "wee dram" that caused Fergy to miss them and hit Bruce

In the press conference after the game Fergy explained why he blamed Bruce for "wasting his f*****g time":

"I taught the f*****g" Geordie bastard all he knows, wasting time, swearing at the "refs", throwing boots at the players and he learnt it in the time it took me to throw 6 double twenties, 7 "Balls Eyes" and 10 triple nineteens, copy-catting Geordie twat!"

Bruce countered with a serious one-two, told Sir Alex to stuff his "Glasgy-self" and gave the following statement, "the only thing I ever learnt from Fergy was to bend my watch and GET UP EM!"

They left shaking hands and exchanging darts!

United players don't like the rough stuff, especially "poncey" Nani and Sunderland certainly stuffed em at that yesterday.

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