The Second Battle of Britain in 2009
Storm clouds were gathering over a gardening shed in Kent in May, 2009, and soon Britain and Germany were engulfed in a battle of wartime cliches and stereotypes, one that was to bring the British to their very knees in their potato fields, and on th...
Read full storyFrayster succumbs to autoerotic asphyxiation while posting
Police speculated yesterday that accidental suffocation may have caused the brain death of Frayster Chebby, whose body was found in a bathroom wearing panty hose and high heels in South Dakota with a rope tied to his neck, wrist, tiny genitals and an...
Read full storyEarly EU election results
In early results it is clear that the pundits have been wrong. Neither the Labour Party, nor the Conservatives have done as well as expected, with the parties getting 4 and 6 percent of the vote respectively. The clear winner has been the Apathy...
Read full storyLosing First Round American Idol's Pledge To Continue Singing Alarms Whole Village Back Home
Townsend Tennessee residents are disheartened and alarmed that the town's local pest and American Idol first round loser, Clemmie Cockerell failed to win the singing competition on pity alone so they can have "a little peace and quiet around these pa...
Read full storyArtie Lange to Play Thimble in Monopoly Game Movie
NEW YORK, NY - Comedian Artie Lange has signed on to play the popular Thimble piece in the movie version of the Monopoly game. "Thimble is a dark, complicated soul with immense history and backstory, but it's also very light and loving, and cares...
Read full storyDead US man gets parking tickets
New York - A millionaire philanthropist, Johnstone Harriman III, has been found dead in his stretched limousine, five days after his chauffeur walked away for a cigarette and some take-out food. The chauffeur, Lance Butterworth, succumbed to food poi...
Read full storyPresident Obama Reveals He Voted For Adam Lambert
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, who has remarked that he watched American Idol along with his wife and daughters Malia and Sasha revealed that he voted for Adam Lambert. He smiled and stated that his wife planned on voting for Kris Alle...
Read full storyBeware Of String And Ropes
The Health and Safety Executive, together with the World Masturbation Council today called for stricter controls and clearer printed warnings on all string and rope products following the accidental death of Kung Fu actor David Carradine, who popped...
Read full storyProgramming Note
At the regional media syndication confab held in Branson Missouri, FOX Television unveiled their latest blockbuster programming development for the Fall 2009 lineup, to be called "America's Biggest Schmuck." FOX Developmental Program (FXEDUP) Chi...
Read full storyRobert Pattison Seen Kissing Kristen's Stunt Double!
Actor Robert Pattinson was caught kissing Kristen Stewart's double in the movies Friday night completely by accident. The romantic couple, Pattinson and Stewart had been using their stunt doubles from the Twilight movies to sneak away to themselve...
Read full storyUK Tabloids blame everyone but themselves for Susan Boyles mental condition!
After hounding Boyle for weeks and writing some pretty nasty stories about her- that would make the Kray Twins weep. The pernicious UK tabloids have used their power to attribute her exhaustion and temporary breakdown- soley to these facts "She did n...
Read full storyNew challenge for Vanessa Feltz
A gauntlet type challenge has been thrown down - and we are awaiting developments to see whether it will be accepted and indeed achieved. The challenge? Simply for the very large Ms Feltz to squeeze into the very thin Paris Hilton. Could this be...
Read full storyWorld leaders salute Gordon Brown
Despite facing mockery from all the world's press, TheSpoof.com included, Gordon Brown is widely respected by many world leaders. His citations are repeated all over the world. Yesterday the North Korean Dear Leader directly quoted British Prime M...
Read full storyAmanda Holden in Scare
In the last few hours I have learned from my sources in New York that Amanda Holden, recently seen shopping in the big Apple for nothing in particular "coz I got everyfink," has been involved in "a scare". The scare arrived totally out of the blue...
Read full storyIs Kerry Katona Real?
Shock doubts are now being raised in many parts of the old British Empire about the possibility of Kerry Katona being a hoax. Areas of the world map that used to be coloured pink and where the sun never set, have been in secret multilateral talks fo...
Read full story'Sherlock Holmes and the Missing President'
'Morning, Holmes', said Dr Watson, looking up from his copy of the Washington Ghost, and 'Evening, Watson', that detective replied, picking up The Times, and glancing through the headlines in it. 'Another case has landed on our doorstep, Watson.' 'Misdelivered by our Polish dyslexic postie again, was it?' 'No, Watson, take a look at this', and the sleuth passed the doctor his copy of The Times.
Read full storyNo Spoofing, Solar Flares ARE Coming! Better Prepare!
It's official already. Solar minimum has arrived. Sunspots have all but vanished in the past months. Solar flares are nonexistent. The sun is utterly quiet. Like the quiet before a storm, just like it was in 1958. So what's the difference in to...
Read full storyQueen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute
Earlier today, the Queen decided that her lack of invitation for the D-Day memorials was a step too far, and decided to prove to French President Nicholas Sarkozy that England should never be forgotten- by parachuting into the memorial service. Th...
Read full storyBurger King Faces A Dangerous New Owner
MIAMI, FLORIDA - Michael Jackson reportedly purchased Burger King for 1.7 billion dollars this Friday. Making his recovery from plastic surgery, he has a new love for burgers and would "like to be the owner of a place with so many of so many burgers...
Read full storyArmed coup in the UK
As decades of 'sleaze' came to the boil this year, and politician after politician was caught stealing taxpayers' money and forced to resign, as Government in Britain became a shambolic farce, as a multi-national bank was allowed to collapse, as Brit...
Read full storyEnglish sportsmen invent 'total failure'
After the Netherlands beat England at that most English of sports, cricket, and as English sportsmen are about to lose The Ashes, Wimbledon, World Cup qualifiers, and probably even the Oxbridge and Camford Boat Race this year, a new sporting tactic a...
Read full storyMan With World's Largest Penis Gets Wood
JACKSON, WY - It's been more than two years since the man with the world's largest penis began erecting his new home with his own two bare hands. Near Jackson Hole in Northwest Wyoming, the newly completed house clearly indicates one thing: The man...
Read full storySimon Cowell making a Movie...of Himself
Simon Cowell. Producer, Presenter, Friend to all, and now a Film Maker. In a recent interview in 'Cookmaster Magazine', Simon revealed he was in the early stages of filming a movie about noneother than himself. "I was looking in the mirror and...
Read full storyReality TV show in 'Holocaust task' controversy
Controversy has once again hit TV screens, this time involving the Holocaust theme adopted by the programme makers of a popular reality TV series. This year, contestants will be divided into two groups, with the smaller group forced to wear yellow...
Read full storyLiverpool Back Out Of Kaka Deal
Liverpool today announced that they were abandoning all attempts to lure Brazilian midfield maestro Kaka to Anfield. The reason given was that Liverpool are skint, and unless Hicks and Gillet pull their fingers out and sort out the mess that Liverpoo...
Read full storySusan Boyle Interviewed While Purchasing More Fruitcakes
After a rumor spread around town, Susan Boyle was spotted by a couple of news people at a Fruitcake Factory with an armload of fruitcakes. "I love fruitcakes", she stated with a stare and some crumbs in her chin hair. "I simply can't get enough of them since winning that fruitcake on the "Britain's Got Fruitcakes" show. "Would you like a fruitcake? They're delicious and Mr. Cowell says I can...
Read full storyPartial list of people that have turned down Ministerial Posts in Brown Cabinet Reshuffle now availa
I have obtained a secretive shortlist of people & Ministerial positions offered in Mr.Brown's Cabinet. The list only includes those that have turned down this wonderful opportunity to serve their country in a variety of positions. Mr.David Carradine - Minister for Justice (left a note explaining) Mr.Nick Griffin - Minister for Racial Harmony & Inclusiveness. (Injured whilst fallin...
Read full storyPrime Minister appoints Fred the Shred as Expenses Tzar
On the back of the recent spate of government resignations, the Prime Minister has appointed Fred the Shred as the newly created Expenses Tzar. According to the Number Ten press office, the Prime Minister felt he had a duty to the remaining minist...
Read full storyBrown Challenges Cameron To Arm Wrestle
As the Conservatives appear set for a landslide victory in the council elections, Gordon Brown has come up with a new idea to prove Labour's superiority- an arm wrestle. Mr Brown made the announcement earlier today in Westminster, shortly after he...
Read full storyHand puppet in running to replace Gordon Brown
Labor Party insiders have disclosed that childrens' TV legend, Basil Brush, has been approached as a possible replacement for the embattled Prime Minister, as he struggles to fend off the critics in the wake of the MP expenses scandal. A Labor sp...
Read full storyOscar Wilde's Balls Found by Susan Boyle in Black Boxes from Air France Flight 447
Despondent after finishing second in "Britain's Got Talent" and her break-up with Captain and Tennille Tribute Band partner, Adam Lambert, Susan Boyle discovered the black boxes from Air France Flight 447 when she attempted suicide from the Luxury Li...
Read full storyQueen Celebrates D-Day Landing Anniversary Alone At Palace
Buckingham Palace - 'er family haven deserted 'er fer the Dee-Doy weekend and haven been uninvited t' official services in France, Queen Elizabeth commemorated the occasion of the 65th Anniversary of t' Dee-Doy landing, alone by 'erself at palace.
Read full storySearch For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution
Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
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