Queen Celebrates D-Day Landing Anniversary Alone At Palace

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Saturday, 6 June 2009

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Buckingham Palace - 'er family haven deserted 'er fer the Dee-Doy weekend and haven been uninvited t' official services in France, Queen Elizabeth commemorated the occasion of the 65th Anniversary of t' Dee-Doy landing, alone by 'erself at palace.


In t' mornen, the Queen arose an' went dowl ter kitchen where she prepared 'erself a male consisten of an vintage world war tew ration weege she 'ad purchase on Eboy not too lung ago.


'er gaffer, Philip, been not around an' 'er owern, Charles, been in France, the Queen then went midmornen ont' balc'ny where she spent hours 'n hours firen off rounds frum an aud 'owitzer cannon towards the mall an' generally causen wanderen groups of tourists ter scatter, runnen fer their lives.


Haven tired of this activity, the Queen went back ter 'er private quarters where she spent most of the afternoon watchen Coronation Street on dvd followed by a middoy nap.


The evenen came round an' t' Queen went unaccompanoid an' incognito ter a concert presented by american singer Britney speass. Haven arriv'd unannoonc'd, t' Queen enjoyed the commotion she caused as she frightened the american stage performers with 'er royalty an' regalness; sum haven recognized 'er as the lady on t' palace balc'ny with the aud 'owitzer.


The Queen retired ter 'er residence after the Britney shoo an', after a 'alf-hour of tele she fell off ter sleep.

An' that's 'oo the Queen spent 'er doy on the 65th Anniversary of t' D-Doy landen.

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