UK Tabloids blame everyone but themselves for Susan Boyles mental condition!

Funny story written by Khadija

Saturday, 6 June 2009

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After writing twenty stories in ten minutes this journalist takes a nap!

After hounding Boyle for weeks and writing some pretty nasty stories about her- that would make the Kray Twins weep. The pernicious UK tabloids have used their power to attribute her exhaustion and temporary breakdown- soley to these facts "She did not win the competition, is a bit unattractive and and a little backwards".

"Seeing her face splashed across the tabloids a week before the Britain's Got Talent' final with headlines and copy so foul- it was reserved for Gary Glitter's return to the UK and Harold Shipman's trial, had absolutely nothing to do with her emotional state" said one tabloid journalist.

"In fact I think it is good to have nasty,evil, degrading lies printed about you for all the country to see it is character building and a bit of a laugh isn't it" continued the gutter press newshound who often writes under the name "AN INSIDE SOURCE".

"When you go on the TV you got to expect your life to be destroyed and lies to be printed about you. We don't care who you are international Paeddophile, spinster from Scotland or some geezer from wife swap. It is our duty to destroy your life- it is the British way isn't it" with these words the reporter wrote five stories about people he did not know or interview and attributed all the facts to "AN INSIDE SOURCE".

The Editor of a popular gutter tabloid had this to say "If ordinary folk don't keep their heads down and continue to place themselves in the public eye what do they expect? Okay every thing we say and do is a contradiction. Normally we would castigate someone for bullying a person with Miss Boyle's intelligence , but only if they are a chav, someone we hate or a member of the BNP. But being journalists we are immune to scrutiny from the public , because we are the press! Now clear off before I make up a story about you and attribute it to an inside source."

If we printed the names of any of these journalists their multi-billion papers would not only destroy our lives with the wrath of an Old Testament prophet, they would sue the skin of us!

This is nature of the British Press.......

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