Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"
The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...
Read full storyGlobal Warming Was Photoshopped!
As the planet starts to cool naturally, now that there hasn't been any sunspot activity in a while, millions around the world are now realising how they've been scammed, as snow falls in Kenya, blizzards hit China, Sidney sees its coldest winter in 6...
Read full storyWaste Not Want Not
It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...
Read full storyAmazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!
Zoologists working in a very remote part of the Himalayas have discovered something which can only be described as beyond bizzare - a Man-Eating-Chicken! With the media wanting more information, TheSpoof.com was sent to investigate. What they unco...
Read full storyPalin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com
Michael Palin is set to play self-proclaimed pitbull-with-lipstick Sarah 'Hockey Mom' Palin in a new romantic comedy based on her life. The film, to be titled "Before the Lipstick" will be directed by Richard Curtis, and will reunite Palin and Jamie...
Read full storyGustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair
Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...
Read full storyJoe Biden Abruptly Leaves Campaign
Wilmington DE-- Senator Joe Biden abandoned his bid for the Vice-Presidency today after a bizarre appearance on 'Meat The Press' today. The senator was stricken with a sudden bout of aphasia. The speaking disorder is the result of several brain aneur...
Read full storyChoirs Get Their View Heard By Remaining Silent
Sunday is a day of rest and in one rural Lancashire community it was anything but. Regulars went to church where the local choir took part to add some character to the occasion and everything went well at the start up to the third hymn. The choir...
Read full storyShocker: Obama Supports Utilization of Guns for Execution
Supporters, staffers, already pledged endorsements, advisors, script writers (nobody knows) and even Dick Cheney (probably) are shocked with the news of Senator Barack Obama's (D-IL) dramatic, albeit logical, newest shift towards the center as he pr...
Read full storyIn space, no one can see you peep.
NASA have revealed today that naughty astronauts have been using the telescopes on the International Space Station to spy on people in the nude. Astronauts have renamed the space station as Voyeur-ger One and scientific experiments have stopped wi...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus speaks after shocking memoir leak
Miley Ray Cyris, formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus, who remained unborn until 1992, has given her first (albeit short) interview after the shocking leak of a draft of her apparently upcoming memoirs. News broke last Thursday about the contents...
Read full storySarah Palin's Fertility Scares Republicans
Washington - Republicans are worried that super fertile Sarah Palin may become pregnant again at the drop-of-a-hat while on the campaign trail. Body guards have been appointed to keep virile men at bay, at least six feet away, and guard against erran...
Read full storyMcCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet
US and A - Citing recent unclassified Pentagon documents, John McCain explained his reason for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to Tom Brokaw on NBC's Meet the Press. "I chose Sarah for the sheer circumference of her vajayj...
Read full storyPalin Makes Afghan Combat Jump, Pisses Off Oprah!
Somewhere in Afghanistan/Reuters - VP Candidate Sarah Palin continued to wow US voters as she made an unannounced jump into a Special Forces base camp here in the foothills between Afghanistan and the Taliban route to Pakistan. She was immediately...
Read full storySprouse and Gomez Scandal!
TWIN TWEEN icons Dylan and Cole Sprouse have been caught in the middle of some pregnancy rumours involving Selena Gomez. Cole Sprouse was dating Gomez at the time, but things got a little out of hand after the boy's 16th birthday party. Afte...
Read full storyHurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'
Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...
Read full storyBritain Suffers Whingiest August Since Records Began
As relentless wind and rain continues to sweep through the country, ruining a second consecutive summer, incidences of pissing and moaning are at an unprecedented high. Over 50 millimetres of bile and spittle fell in the West Country in less than...
Read full storyAndy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'
Andy Murray and world number 1, Rafael Nadal, are locked in a battle for a Final berth against Roger Federer in the US Open at Flushing Meadows today, in what has been called the Muscle Match. Both these young men have impressive muscles, and deli...
Read full storyKevin Keegan Secures New Post Holding Joey Barton's Coat
There was better news today for the ex-Toon hero Kevin Keegan when, after having resigned from the Newcastle United manager's job last week, he was offered a new job: Holding Joey Barton's Coat. Barton, still a player at United, albeit with a six-...
Read full storySarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich All Have Nude Photos Of Each Other, As Well As Of The Similarly-named Warren Reldich
The continuing saga over nude photos continued unabated today, when Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Warren Redlich all claimed to have nude photos of one another, as well as of some 'made-up' guy called 'Warren Reldich'. Mrs Palin was the first pers...
Read full storyParis Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!
Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...
Read full storyNostradamus: Startling new UK predictions
Lancashire UK: Recent x-ray style examinations of a book found at a Burnley bus stop found some intriguing predictions. Prof James Donaughy of Carlisle University had been carrying out x-ray style inspections of the said book. The theory of these...
Read full storyKevin Keegan storms out of Asda after only 10 minutes
Kevin Keegan was last night seen storming out of Asda after only being in the supermarket for 10 minutes. The announcement follows lengthy talks between the 57-year-old and the store manager Brian Richardson. "I've been working desperately hard...
Read full storyKevin Keegan Wants England Job (Again)
Kevin Keegan, the ex-Newcastle United manager who resigned his post just last week, has said he is now ready to take up a football manager's job again, and wants to be the next England boss. Keegan, 57, told Magpies' owner Mike Ashley that he coul...
Read full storyThe real reason why Mats Sundin is hesitant to sign with the Vancouver Canucks - has his eyes on 2010 ice-dance gold medal!
VANCOUVER, CANADA: With the prospect of 20 million dollars dangling before his eyes, you would think Mats Sundin would bite - and bite hard. But for some reason, the procrastinating, dithering Swede has driven Vancouver Canucks GM Mike Gillis stir-...
Read full storyPalin's Wasilla Bible Church Changes Gays into...Teen Parents!
Researchers have long sought to understand the causes of sexual orientation. Why one person is straight, another gay and still another a Mormon... The Wasilla Bible Church of Wasilla, Alaska, Repub candie VPilf Sarah Palin's church for the last six y...
Read full storyLadies Golf Association to Use Mississippi Voter Registration Test to Disqualify Foreign Golfers!
A top ladies professional golf association has joined with the Mississippi Klavern of the Ku Klux Klan to administer the 1950's state voter registration test that kept black voters off the voting rolls. This impossible to pass exam will be given...
Read full storyIdahoan US Senator Larry Craig Claims Cattle Can Prevent Forest Fires and that He is Not Gay!
US Senator and cattle rancher Larry Craig who was arrested in a Minneapolis Airport bathroom for propositioning an undercover police officer for gay sex has come out against Smokey the Bear. Only Elsie and Elmer can prevent forest fires has become Cr...
Read full storyDNC and RNC Lairs for Liars!
Analysts have begun scrutinizing the speechifying at both the Demo and Repub Conventions and both parties paraded a pack of Pinocchios. Biden told the world that Obama would save American families big money on healthcare...he forgot to tell the f...
Read full storyIraqi Government Shocked that US Invaders Would Spy Too!
Bob Woodward of Deep Throat fame (not the porn, the Watergate) has revealed in his latest tell all that the US spooks have been spying on the newly Iraqi colonial government. Iraqi colonial governor Al Seloutto Boosh announced that all of invaded Ira...
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