Written by Pointer

Sunday, 7 September 2008

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Palin future son in law before his transformation

Researchers have long sought to understand the causes of sexual orientation. Why one person is straight, another gay and still another a Mormon... The Wasilla Bible Church of Wasilla, Alaska, Repub candie VPilf Sarah Palin's church for the last six years is holding services to disorient gay people.

Using the power of prayer, something that desperate Republicans are doing alot of lately, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered, transsexual, queer and questioning Alaskans will be transformed into what the Bible Church wants them to be...teen moms and dads!!

Church pastor, Rev Thumper Goodbook told the spoof.fundie thast his ministry is God's solution to the zero population growth of the Christian Conservative cult. We need growth and the gays aren't helpin' !!

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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