Gazza Blackout As Food Runs Low
There have been widespread food blackouts, making Gazza very hungry, according to his local fish and chip shop in Gatestoon, County Tha Naws, and greasy fingers have been pointed at local ex-footballer Paul Gascoigne, whose weight and eating have mad...
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Scientists in Idaho have shown that only 8 out of 10 Cats actually care.
Read full storyFrasier Crane day recognised in Devon
Councillors in a sleepy little Hamlet in England are to recognise an official public holiday, in honour of TV character Frasier Crane.
Read full storyHouse Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row
Poison, Rob and Swindle, the main estate agents for documentary small village Midsummer have revealed that House Prices in the famously debauched village have remained high for more than seven years.
Read full storyIt is not what you do, says IT Girl
Tamara Beckington Forsythe Saga Smyth has said that the key to her success is quite simple. It is being born into a rich family, who give you everything you need, and then if you need more, you go out on National TV and tell people how lucky you are,...
Read full storyRush Limbaugh mistakes Latino Mayor of Los Angeles for Giant Talking Taco; Mayor Villaraigosa mistakes Rush for "Fat Bastard"
Los Angeles, California - A minor brouhaha broke out in a chance meeting between conservative talk radio show host, Rush Limbaugh and Antonio Villaraigosa, the first elected Mexican-American mayor of the City of Los Angeles since the territorial war...
Read full storyDanny, 57, No Longer Champion of the World
Danny Smith, has reached the conclusion, that at the age of 57, he is no longer the Champion of the world.
Read full storyManchester United have four points deducted for being arrogant - and lose premiership title to Chelsea
In a shock development on the last day of the season, Manchester United were deducted four points by the Football Association for arrogance throughout the season. As a result, the humble servants of Chelsea were rightfully crowned premiership champio...
Read full storyPenpals sought for Ghost
A Ghost lives in Whitby. A ghost, are you scared? A dead man, living in Whitby? Are you scared now?...
Read full storyFlies turn down restaurant because of 'Dark' atmosphere
Flies, famed for their unhygienic habits have turned down a restaurant, claiming it has a 'dark' atmosphere.
Read full storyChoose your own adventure books are not a guide to life
Scientists in Omaha, have proven beyond all doubt, that Choose Your own Adventure books are not to be taken seriously as a guide to life.
Read full storyBooth advising Blair, part II
Following the not surprising news that Cherie Booth QC sometimes spoke to her husband, Tony Blair, ex leader of the Western World, she has caused further consternation by saying that she is also responsible for some of Lionel Blair's career as we...
Read full storyThe story continues "Part two, enter jayjay the jam spam"
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
Read full storyTit for Tat says Mariah Carey
After hearing her latest album and watching her latest videos reporters began to assume that Mariah Carey had abandoned her role as a diva/singer to become that of a down and dirty hooker. It turns out that they were in fact correct. In a shocking mo...
Read full storyCamel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus got the shock of her life after coming face to face with a massive hairy camel toe. The teen starlet narrowly escaped being trod upon by the angry dromedary whilst visiting a refuge fo...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Claims Mickey Mouse is Stalking Her!
LAX - As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough problems, recent news now comes that she is being stalked by Mickey Mouse. "Its' just sooo creepy to see his shadows around a corner!Its like DUH! Do you think I can't tell who you are?!! Yo...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus' Brother: I've Seen Her Naked Lots of Times!
LAX - Miley Cyrus' brother, who calls himself Dan, were in the next room at a Hoe-Down the other night. Dan says Miley doesn't have that much to be proud of (physically) and she has definitely met her match when his recent photo-shoot for Peo...
Read full storyOpus Dei squatters to be booted out of Palace and Castle
London - (Preposterous Mess): Rotten luck for silly Canadian social climber Autumn Kelly and jumped-up nobody Peter Philips, upstart son of Princess Anus: their bid to tie the knot in Windsor Castle next weekend is on the rocks.
Read full storyMedicinal cannabis and crack cocaine gardens all the rage at Chelsea Flower Show
London - (Narcotic Mess): Tickets for the Chelsea Flower Show have sold out after a news leak that this year's top attractions include a Medicinal Cannabis Garden and its Colombian counterpart the Medicinal Crack Cocaine Garden.
Read full storyBig tits saved by High Court
The High Court today passed a bill banning Breast reduction.
Read full storyFarewell , Pamela's breasts!
Breaking news stormed all over last night on the BBC, CNN and Sky News after it was reported that the infamous Pamela Anderson's incredibly large breasts popped while she was sleeping on her bed in her house.
Read full storySurvey on Bush daughter's wedding
Bush's daughter just got married. To celebrate of the good riddance, Bush would like to grant his subjects 36 hours' no-holds-barred freedom of speech. Below are some people' replies to the survey "Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?"...
Read full storyTexas Bush Prepares for His Alamo
A band of Texans and mercenaries from other territories barricaded themselves into a mission northern Mexico and decided that they would commit mass suicide rather than allow Mexicans to keep their land.
Read full storyBlackWater Fever Strikes Again!
In the bizarro world of Bush big business and war interests massacring Iraqi civilians, being investigated by the FBI, the State Dept, the Pentagon and Congress means you get another shot at the brass ring.
Read full storyGOP Unveils DirtMaster 3000 (tm)
DC - The Republican National Committee proudly announced an immense new technological advance in political campaigning: the DirtMaster 3000 (tm).
Read full storyJenna Bush to lose her virginity
Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.
Read full storyObama's 'miracle' visit to Myanmar....
Myanmar - Sen. Barack Obama made a surprise visit to Myanmar, site of the devastation caused by a massive cyclone which caused hundreds of thousands of deaths.
Read full storyPromising play ended in tragedy
A play written by talented playwright Rodney Loomis seemed destined to end up as a family comedy to be enjoyed by everyone. But sources now report that this will not come to be, as young Rodney Loomis broke his left arm while emptying the garbage yes...
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