BlackWater Fever Strikes Again!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 11 May 2008

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Cheney Hunting and Fishing Safety consultant

In the bizarro world of Bush big business and war interests massacring Iraqi civilians, being investigated by the FBI, the State Dept, the Pentagon and Congress means you get another shot at the brass ring.

BlackWater fever has thrust the massacrers back into the top dollar Iraqi security business after what the NY Times calls," intense public and private lobbying."

Imagine other mass murderers avoiding prison and getting high paying government jobs because of lobbying.

Richard Speck after slaughtering 8 innocent nurses could be hired as a health care efficiency expert in charge of controlling payroll. Charlie Manson might be awarded a top dollar position for thinning the herd of Hollywood wastrels. Jeffrey Dahmer and the US Meat Board might make beautiful carnivorous music together. Maybe even Dick Cheney may find employment in his post VP career as a hunting guide.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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