Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 11 May 2008

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A Ghost lives in Whitby. A ghost, are you scared? A dead man, living in Whitby? Are you scared now?

What if I told you that Gerald Smith has been dead for 56 years, and still looks no different in death as he looked in life? What if I told you that Gerald has put out a call for people to get in contact with him? What if I told you that Gerald is lonely, and just wants a bit of contact with the outside world?

What if I told you that Gerald was looking for a Pen-pal?

Yes, that's right. Now is a rare chance to have a Pen-pal who is of another spirit realm. Forget about your Pen-pals on Death Row. This is a Penpal on Dead row
All he wants is a penpal to write to him about what life is like now. He wants to communicate with the living. He told us, through a Spirit Medium

'All I get is Ghosts around here, and everybody knows how they just go on about the past. I want to know what life is like now. I want to know about Music, and books, and money. Tell me, please. I get so bored hanging around with the death. Sometimes, my life is so quiet, I feel like I may as well be in a Morgue. Believe you me, I know how that feels, I really do'

Interested? Please email Geraldtheghost57@ghostmail.web to show your interest.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ghost, dead man

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