Scientists in Idaho have shown that only 8 out of 10 Cats actually care.
Moggies, often famed for their pickiness, and choosy natures have shown that at least 20% of them don't actually care. Professor Heinz Fritz said:
'This is surprising, but not that surprising. I guess finding a Giraffe speaking like Russell Brand, wearing a Smoking Jacket would be surprising, but this is not. It just shows that Cats are lazy, walking fur-balls that don't care about much. When you think about how much the lazy gits spend sleeping, and how they clean themselves, the fact that they don't care about things should be taken in stride. I am not waiting for the Nobel Peace Prize for this. I guess I would just like some-one to say well done, keep up the good work'
We wanted to ask a Cat what they thought. But we could not find any, anywhere. They were probably in some one's house, ruling cat hair into the carpet, or lying under a car, hoping to not be run over.
