Written by Jean Le Fete

Sunday, 11 May 2008

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Miley's Bro has his own Photo Shoot!

LAX - Miley Cyrus' brother, who calls himself Dan, were in the next room at a Hoe-Down the other night. Dan says Miley doesn't have that much to be proud of (physically) and she has definitely met her match when his recent photo-shoot for People Magazine comes out this week.

Dan claims that the lack of attention he has gotten as Miley's brother is only a small scratch on the surface of his life. He says as long as he keeps getting free passes to Disney Theme parks, he will enjoy the ride, "Miley's little run here as a 'Teen idol' has its upside and downside. Fact is I've seen her naked so many times growing up that her photo shoot was kind of boring. If people really want to see something, they should come to one of her slumber parties. I'll bet I snuck into 6 or 8 girls sleeping bags in one night! Would you like to see my panty collection?"

When asked if Dan thought perhaps his own life has suffered from lack of purpose he said, "Nah, it ain't that bad because we already had Billy Ray for a Dad. He's always buying us pizza when he thinks there's a friggin problem. He's like afraid that fame is causing us problems or something and were like "Dad, your the one that looks like an Orangutan does your hair. So were actually pretty normal."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus

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