Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea
''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.
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The entertainment world today collectively mourned the passing of a giant of children's television - Cookie Monster. Cookie was found slumped on the floor in his kitchen, after apparently suffering a massive heart attack. He was 57.
Read full storyTorres Speaks To German Newspaper
Fernando Torres has spoken for the first time to respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer about how he didn't think his Liverpool career would be as happy as it has turned out.
Read full storyPresidential Debate Moderated by Britney Spears
New York, NY, July 2008: MTV graciously hosted, in their New York studios, the first Presidential candidate's debate for the general election of 2008. Ralph Nader, Senator Barack Obama, Senator John McCain and Ron Paul were invited to participate.
Read full storyJohn Kerry Flip-Flops Again
Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
Read full storyNewest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"
Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge". "This is a major turnarou...
Read full storyHeather to have other leg removed
She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.
Read full storyAl Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets
In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.
Read full storyAmy Winehouse Opens A Wine House
Today, in London, singer Amy Winehouse opened a brand new wine house, called Amy's Winehouse.
Read full storyElvis and John Lennon return
John Lennon and Elvis will team up for a duet. The two have long admired each others work and will finally work on a project together.
Read full storyJohn McCain Has Turned Into A Large Piece Of Cheese
In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain turned into a large piece of cheese. Federal investigators are already hunting the culprits, and have named 2 of the wanted criminals as Hillary Stilton and Barack Obamascarpone.
Read full storyThe Sharon Stone Song Book
Here are the 10 songs in Hollywood actress and seismologist Sharon Stone's personally chosen album, for singing round the fire during those long winter earthquakes: * 'Instant Karma's Going To Get You', John Lenin * 'The Lava Is Blowing In The Wind', Bob Dylan * 'Sergeant Sharon's Lonely Brain Cell Band', The Beatles * 'The Chinese Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Immoral Earthquakes', Juli...
Read full storyFidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea
Former Cuban president Fidel Castro has called on the American government to free all of its hostages.
Read full storyWife of Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley urged to play the Sonia Sutcliffe card
London - (Brazen Ass Mess): The wife of fetid Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley has told pals she'll sue the arse off anybody saying she always knew her husband of 50 years was a sordid pervert unable to have normal sex without indulging in violent...
Read full story"Stop wasting Food" urges Brown
Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said en route to the G8 summit in Japan.
Read full storyK-Fed speaks out against Madge
In a statement issued Sunday, July 6th the media shy ex-dancer, turned rapper, turned doting daddy, Kevin Federline, speaks out against the Material Girl and her seemingly psychoactive sexuality:...
Read full storyBrown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage
Failed Bulimic Jon Prescott has been singled out by Gordon Brown as one of the main causes of food wastage in the UK.
Read full storyGod's New Bestseller
After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.
Read full storyMagic gone from Magician's relationship
Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.
Read full story'Assholes For Lies' Demands No Further Investigation Into 911
911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.
Read full storyGartha becomes a hurricane
Off the coast of Florida, a gentle wind became a hurricane upon the slightest provocation by the north-western winds.
Read full storyDoctor Who Success Heralds Return Of Police Call Boxes
Police call boxes like the one used in the BBC1 children's drama series Doctor Who, could be back in use again as soon as next year, says a top policeman.
Read full storyBuck Talk
He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...
Read full storySugar Crash
Sir Alan Sugar has fired himself as pilot of his plane after disappointing himself with a disappointing landing. Blaming wet weather, the bearded star of The Apprentice told how he overshot the runway at the City Airport Manchester.
Read full storySharia Law for LBW
The recent meeting of the world's governing cricket body the ICB has proposed that Sharia law be used in borderline leg before wicket decisions.
Read full storyDooleys by royal appointment
Prince Edward, Baroness of Wessex has added to the growing groundswell of opinion demanding the reforming of 70s family pop group the Dooleys.
Read full storyUSA Commences Bombing Afghan Wedding Parties
KABUL (FMLiveWire) - Afghan officials said American fighter aircraft slaughtered more than 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony in eastern Afghanistan early Sunday, the second military attack in three days which caused civilian deaths.
Read full storyDoctor Who To Become Gay After Latest Regeneration
Speculation is rife tonight amongst fans of Doctor Who as to who the new Doctor might be, after it became widely known that current incumbent David Tennant will regenerate during this year's Chri...
Read full storyStudy finds hot women are more fun to study
A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.
Read full storyUS Citizens Boot Washington DC
In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.
Read full storyAlien Presence Finally Revealed
Roswell NM, July 2008: After years of speculation the US government has finally admitted that the "X Files got it right", extraterrestrials or aliens have indeed arrived on Earth.
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