She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.
Her agent has announced that Heather has plans to have her other leg amputated. Her leg will then be put onto eBay.
She hopes that any funds raised will be used to help save the near extinct Scandinavian butt fly.
'I read about the plight of this poor creature while I was planning to spend Macca's millions and the whole tragedy hit home'. In addition to this, Heather plans to have a new leg fitted with the television rights of her rehabilitation being sold to the highest bidder.
On a cautionary note, her agent has warned Heather that she will soon run out of limbs and plans to set up genetically modified 'Heather limb farms' up and down the UK subject to local planning consent. There will not, however, be any plans to sell commemorative tea towels celebrating the amputation.
Haether will also be completing a biography on her hero Arthu Askey later this year.
